Care to Write a Little Story, Just 4 Fun, Re: A HAUNTED HOUSE, That Includes These Lines?
Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 at
12:58 pm
Sunshine♥MattBaby asked:
1. My hives have broken out, I’m sweating profusely and your last scream SHATTERED MY EARDRUM!!!
2. And would you listen to me?!! Noooooooo….you thought a week in a Scottish castle would be fun.
3. The bed began to levitate.
4. There have been unexplained events ……
5. The deranged bagpiper giggled uncontrollably .
1. My hives have broken out, I’m sweating profusely and your last scream SHATTERED MY EARDRUM!!!
2. And would you listen to me?!! Noooooooo….you thought a week in a Scottish castle would be fun.
3. The bed began to levitate.
4. There have been unexplained events ……
5. The deranged bagpiper giggled uncontrollably .
Tagged with: Haunted House • Levitate • Scottish Castle
Filed under: Scotland
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The castle loomed behind us as we wandered into the sunshine, excited to be free but too tired to show it. The night before was…Well, there have been unexplained events to say the least.
“Did that really happen,” asked Wanda as she leaned with an absent mind against the hearse that we’d driven to the castle. “Why did we come here, Wally? Why?”
I stood and stared at the car. It now seemed somehow alien in the sunlight.
“That bed began to levitate, Wally. We both saw it, and what about when that deranged bagpiper began to giggle uncontrollably. Why was he laughing, why, and where did he come from, and what was that song he was playing? I need answers!”
I thought back upon the events of the previous night and shivered. Why had we come here?
“Would you say something,” she said.
I said nothing.
“Well, I will then,” she began, “My hives have broken out, I’m sweating profusely and your last scream SHATTERED MY EARDRUM!!!!”
She continued on as my mind returned to the bagpiper. What was that song? It was on the tip of my tongue.
“And would you listen to me?!! Noooooo…you thought a week in a Scottish castle would be fun….You’re not even listening are you? I’m pregnant….with twins…from another man…and it was your dad. Ice cream.”
“What,” I shook my head and asked. “Did you just say ice cream?”
The bed began to levitate(3) as Satan came nearer to my bed.He let out a screeching howl. I said to Satan, My hives have broken out, I’m sweating profusely and your last scream SHATTERED MY EARDRUM!!!(1)
Satan said he owed me a hard time for inviting him along on my vacation. He said,”Its boring here and would you listen to me?!! Noooooooo….you thought a week in a Scottish castle would be fun.”(2).He also complained about the bagpiper at church, but whatever, Satan doesn’t like much about church.
I admitted there have been unexplained events …(4)like flying dogs I said to Satan as the deranged bagpiper giggled uncontrollably(5)Satan just said whatever, I’ll leave you be and play with ministers and make them rob banks.
Along comes a giant hippo named Melinda Lovely, runs over Satan . He hurts his knee to the Max. Well, Satan marries the Hippo, Melinda Lovely. They have lots of kids. Can’t you tell?