Is there anyway to legally get round club bouncers on a power trip in Scotland?
Sunday, January 17th, 2010 at
10:40 pm
556 asked:
Cant be bothered with tyrannical bouncers in Scotland refusing entry for no reason. Im wondering if there is any legal procedure/jargon that can be used to by-pass the classic “sorry not tonight” nonsense?
Cant be bothered with tyrannical bouncers in Scotland refusing entry for no reason. Im wondering if there is any legal procedure/jargon that can be used to by-pass the classic “sorry not tonight” nonsense?
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Filed under: Scotland
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The BUSINESS has the right to refuse entry. The bouncer is the OFFICIAL agent of the business. In short, the only legal way to avoid the bouncer is not going to the business.
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Easy. Toss some haggis on the ground, when he bends over to pick it up,his kilt will fly up in the air, snap a pic of his bare bum with your phone, then tell him you plan to post the pic on arsebook for all to see unless he admits you. He will totally let you in!
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It’s not the capital building. Your not going to the library. You want to enter private property for the purposes of consuming a controlled drug. The management has the sole responsibility of maintaining control of the establishment at all times, sometimes that means refusing people at the door.
So the bouncer wont let you in huh? I’ve done plenty of bouncing and there were plenty of people I didn’t let in. One way to fix the problem is to put some decent clothes on, stop looking like your out to cause trouble, and get rid of that chip on your shoulder. Don’t like it? Too bad. One of the best tools a bouncer has is his instincts regarding patrons. If a patron seems like trouble why bother letting him in in the first place! If the patron seems nice, and looks like he’s gonna treat the bar staff and other customers well then he is likely to get in.
You don’t seem like your a nice patron. You seem like you are owed something. “There has to be a law just for me!” Get over yourself.