Can You Write a Little Story Re: An IRISH VACATION That Includes 6 of These Phrases?
This is merely good,wholesome fun on YA…Nothing more;Nothing less.
1. A spot of tea WOULD be nice.
2. Michael !! Please stop saying ‘top o’ the morning’ to everyone you meet. You’re Scottish….NOT Irish!!
3. The American tourists kissed the Blarney Stone and they all came down with a virus.
4. Come quick!! The Cockroach From Hell is in the bathroom!!
5. A HAUNTED castle?? But,but,but…..We booked a room at the Hilton.
6. The local pub was playing music from Star Wars……VERY disappointing to the tourists from Idaho.
7. Would you PLEASE speak ENGLISH !! Ohhhhh….You are…..My bad.
8. The hotel clerk reminds me of Anthony Perkins in “Psycho.” I am NOT taking a shower while we are here!!
9. The wind howled, the lightning crashed and I’m fairly certain I saw several ghosts!!!
10. It is at times like these that I realize I married a(n) ______.
11. The rosy-cheeked children were laughing because ____________.
12. Carry me home to old Virginny !